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Hanging Christmas trees at Reeperbahn christmas market

Hamburg’s Sexiest Christmas Market

December in Hamburg is perfectly German, with Christmas markets filling the small neighbourhood squares, lining the promenade by Binnenalster lake and bringing life to the square outside the Town Hall. The smell of gluhwein and candied nuts fills the air, gingerbread hearts swing from the front of stalls and the wursts just call out to be eaten! 

A short walk from the central markets, and Santa Pauli Christmas market sits proudly on the Reeperbahn. Known as a nightlife hotspot in Hamburg, the Reeperbahn is a nearly 1km long street home to pubs, clubs, theatres and the city’s red light district. And of course, come December, the Christmas market lives up to the reputation of the street. 

German gingerbread stall at christmas market

The market fills Spielbudenplatz, a long square that runs alongside part of the Reeperbahn. Half of the market is family friendly, with the usual market stalls you’d expect to find such as gingerbread hearts, candied nuts and other food. And of course, hot drinks and Christmas crafts. 

The other part of the market is a little less suitable for the family. You’ll still find Christmas crafts and decorations, but they’re a little more raunchy and sit alongside sex toys. Think a body in a corset figurine to decorate your Christmas tree, or sexy Christmas themed lingerie. 

Keeping the market on theme with the Reeperbahn, there’s an outdoor bar at one end of the market. It’s set up to look like a cosy living room, with sofas, lights, and even Christmas trees hanging from the ceiling. It’s cool, but for the true Reeperbahn experience you’ll need to head inside the ‘Adult Tent’ where you’ll find live music and, of course, strip shows. Where else would you find strip shows at a Christmas market?

Bar and hanging trees, Santa Pauli christmas market
Santa Pauli Christmas market signs

Before I visited the Santa Pauli Christmas market, I knew of the reputation of the Reeperbahn but had expected the Christmas market to be similar to the others I’d visited. It was the closest to the apartment I was staying in, so after a long travel day getting to Hamburg it seemed like a great introduction to the city. After checking out the ‘family-friendly’ side, I wandered back to the other side and had a moment of ‘eh?’. 

I hadn’t expected to find raunchy Christmas decorations, sex toys and a strip club! It was a bit of a surprise and even more of a laugh, especially in my tired state of mind. My travel buddy wasn’t too interested in hanging around too much in that section, so after grabbing some nuts – candied almonds and macadamia, get your mind out of the gutter! – we made our way back to the apartment. 

How to get to Santa Pauli Christmas market

U-bahn: U3 to St Pauli
S-bahn: S1/2/3/21 to Reeperbahn
Walking: Head for Spielbudenplatz

Check opening dates and hours at hamburg.com.

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6 Comments

  • Reply
    Rebecca
    November 6, 2020 at 3:28 am

    Haha, you had me at the title of your post! I’ve visited a solid handful of Christmas markets in Germany, but I haven’t been to Hamburg’s yet…but it looks like I’ll have to go for a laugh at the “sexy” theme of it all! Next time…

    • Reply
      Becks
      November 6, 2020 at 1:39 pm

      I’ve been to a fair few Christmas markets in Germany and have never seen one like this, but it was definitely interesting! It has a lot more raunchy stalls but didn’t want to put photos of sex toys on my blog haha!

  • Reply
    Happy Panda
    November 6, 2020 at 7:58 am

    hahah – “grab some nuts”! 😀 😀 such a fun themed market!

    • Reply
      Becks
      November 6, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      Haha I’m glad someone else laughed at that and not just me! Definitely is a fun market to check out 🙂

  • Reply
    Juliette
    November 10, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Ahaha this is so fun, I had no idea they made those! 😂 Loved reading through your article!

    • Reply
      Becks
      November 10, 2020 at 9:19 pm

      Thank you! Yeah it’s something a bit different haha!

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